Now here’s a Ralph story. Let me set the stage. It’s Sunday morning, after breakfast, pancakes, and I was curious what nationalities were in the family. I was only about 10 years old and didn’t know exactly how to ask this. So, I asked
“Daddy, what do you have in you?” his reply–
“Oh, a little bit of meanness,”
“No, no, no! What do you have in you?” — his reply
“Oh, a little bit of kindness.” Now, frustrated, I said,
“NO,NO,NO! What do you have in you?!?” his reply —
“A whole lot of hotcakes!”
That just cracked me up so much, that I ran into the house to tell my mother.
_Craig